Tamerlan and Dzhokhar’s mother came forward to offer her own theory on the heartbreaking events in Boston: the senseless tragedy was just “something like a really big play.” That carnage on the street? Benjamin Moore’s shade “Caliente,” perhaps. She says [more]
May 3, 2013
Comedy, Words
Parenting Pro Dr. Pamela D. answers your toughest child-rearing questions. Dear Pam, I have a 16-month-old son, and my wife and I are thinking about rescuing a dog. We are conflicted about whether or not we can handle the extra [more]
Editor’s Note: Shortly after running this article, we received this response from recently-resigned sorority girl Rebecca Martinson. Not really. But if we had, we imagine this is what she might say to us… Dear Second City Network Asshats, If you [more]
Today, daughters (and sons) across America are dressing up in tiny business suits–complete with white Reeboks– to commute with their moms and dads to go to work. And some girls are just gonna take a raincheck. Here’s who is opting [more]
Howdy, howdy! Ken Dorothy here again, bringing you yet another update from that little bastion you folks in the big city all dream of living in — the ‘burbs! It’s easy to be jealous from afar, so move on out [more]
TV shows are important, very important. Are TV shows more important than history? Yes. Everyone knows this. But what if a TV show like Mad Men had more history in it? We’ll never know, because the show doesn’t let history [more]
1. You know it’s funny, but I can never tell if you’re pregnant or not. 2. Think of it this way: every group picture needs someone to stand behind everyone else. 3. Sure, a lot of guys wear bras. [more]
Dear Justin, I’m hurt. Like, emotionally. While I think it’s super-amazing that you, one of the most cherished young people in history, took time out your busy day to swing by my house, I am writing to you about the [more]
I do not consider myself to be a great American. I am not especially patriotic. But I will always be a son of the Great State of Massachusetts. Boston, I love you and I hate that this is why eyes [more]