By: Eileen Montelione
“Don’t Be Offended…” A List of Roundabout, Passive-Aggressive Insults
1. You know it’s funny, but I can never tell if you’re pregnant or not. 2. Think of...
Valentine’s Day Hangover
In honor of our nation’s most disposable holiday, Second City actress and love guru, Eileen Montelione, has been...
Top 10 Shittiest Things People Say to Vegetarians
10. The only PETA I care about is wrapped around my gyro. 9. Cool, my sister was a...