All posts tagged "NFL"
The Best Super Bowl Halftime Shows In History
This Sunday marks the 49th (or, more appropriately, the XLIXth) celebration of America’s High Holiday: The Super Bowl....
Your Super Bowl Survival Guide
Whether you know who Russell Wilson is or not, Super Bowl Mania is going to be sweeping the...
2014’s Worst Halloween Costume Ideas
Everyone’s favorite holiday where you dress up in costume and go door to door to get candy is...
Why Every Human Male Should Play High School Football
Glad you stopped by my office! I understand your son is thinking of playing football, and you have...
The NFL Thinks Pink, Not Black & Blue
This past Sunday was the first NFL Sunday in October, which is—in case you were unaware of why...
10 Ways the NFL Could’ve Handled Ray Rice Better
Ray Rice knocked his wife out in an elevator. The NFL responded by eating shit hard and then...
Redskins Announce New Team Name – Second City Shorts Winner 2/14
BREAKING — Washington Redskins release statement concerning a change in the team’s name for the 2014-15 season.
How to Behave Around Your Gay Teammate in the Locker Room
Hey you. Yeah, you. Elite athlete making millions of dollars playing football for the NFL. I know you’re...
Denver vs Seattle – I’m A Super Fan
It may be all over for Denver, but these Super Fans don’t seem to mind. Second City and...
Great Moments in S**** B*** History
Broncos! Seahawks! It’s Super Bowl time, AKA the Oscars for straight dudes. If you’re just a casual fan,...