The Truth About The Pope’s Resignation

Here’s what the world is speculating…

• Considers traditional pope garbs a “Fashion Emergency.”

• Popemobile smells like Doritos Locos Tacos.

• Backlash after (act of being) “Punk’d” added to list of sins.

• Vatican City too much of a Sausage Fest.

• Can do more against women and the gays among the people.

• Twitter clowns who think they know everything!

• Eager to finish writing (his) biography of Steve Jobs.

• Cardinals are a bunch of “Nosey Roseys”

• Messages from God still only 3G.

• Better offer from the Yankees.