The *Official* Ferguson Police Department Handbook
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Why The Ice Bucket Challenge is the Worst Thing in the World
The proposition sounds like something out of a Saw movie: Either donate $100 to ALS (aka Lou Gehrig’s...
31 Businesses The Second City Wants to Move In
Now that Walgreens is staying put and Yelp is about to set up an office here, it seems...
August Must-See Movies!
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Michael Brown & Ezell Ford: Why Black Comedians Aren’t Laughing
Because it’s not funny. To read more by Dewayne Perkins and Ali Barthwell, please click… Fine, fine. We’ll...
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How to Thank Walgreens for Staying in the U.S.
While investors may be pissed at Walgreens for not saving them boatloads of money by moving their operations overseas, we...
How to Protect Yourself from Ebola
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we’re all going to die forever! Except instead of an asteroid/global...
The Case for Suing Barack Obama
John Boehner is going to sue President Barack Obama for his alleged abuse of executive power. Mr. Boehner...
Watch Out for These 11 Types at Lollapalooza
Friends, Romans, dudes in bucket hats, lend me your vintage Tears for Fears t-shirts, for Lollapalooza is finally...